Old Women? Pshhhh! Non-Existent Round These Parts
Just saw an a ‘gotta be at least 70 probably pushing 80′ woman crossing the street in a miniskirt, tights and high heels. Hair and makeup did too. She wasn’t crazy either, just dressed to the hilt. Somehow I just don’t think you’d see that in the rest of America, I really don’t.
But who am I to talk, seeing as I’m wearing jeans, a t shirt and sneakers today. I need to get myself together! 80 year olds out dressing you means you have a problem that needs to be addressed.




